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- Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty
- Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*
- Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....
Tbh I’m really cute…in certain lighting…at a very specific angle….like so fucking cute
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun
what the fuck is going on down there are you guys okay
Bonus round: was the scream after caused by fun or was it them getting shot
Challenge mode: it’s the 4th of July
Bonus: You live on the border between a city and a rural area. Was that gunshot some getting a deer or someone having an exceptionally bad day.
HOW THE FUCK
This has got to be one of the most imaginative and expressive images I’ve ever had the pleasure of viewing on this website
when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
You could finish him or finish him
